24. Christian. Chronically ill. Chronically sassy. Idiot Savant. Punk Rock Goddess. Secret badass. Chronic dreamer.
This is an open, and honest look. Into the diary of spoonie. Making sure that I document all the unpleasant; and at times tragic, humorous, ironic, painful, numbing, maddening, and beautiful moments. That happen in my life, while dealing with Chronic Illness. My hope is that, this will be the memoirs of my journey to health; happiness, and a majestically-ridiculous existence. Because when I get there, I want to be able to look back at how far I've come. And hopefully help someone like me, feel a little less alone in their spoonie lives, by visiting The Spoonie Kingdom.
So... It will be either that, or an uncomfortable, confusing, mood swing laced, and moderately disturbing blog. Where I chronicle my journey to the nut house, with a padded room, with my name on it. Either way, this should be fun.
Welcome To The Spoonie Kingdom♔
Enjoy your stay.
Nothing like having your life; ripped apart, flipped upside down, and changed forever. By this crippling, debilitating, CHRONIC disease. Then have some fucking bitch refer to it as, “the new white girl fad”. Is more than just infuriating. It is damaging, soul crushing, and spirit killing.
On behalf of the thyroid community, shut the fuck up. You dumb bitch.
You don’t have any idea what you’re talking about.
You’re a hate spewing, ignorant asshole.
You have no idea what we go through, and you should be ashamed of yourself for what you’re doing. Get a fucking life.
If I don’t find a guy to have a decent conversation with? I’m going to fucking lose it. I don’t know what’s worse, not having anyone to talk to at all… or trying to have some resemblance of a conversation with an idiot.
Did the male population sign up for a world wide lobotomy?
I need intellectual conversation. I need to laugh. I need intellectual stimulation.
Preferably from a guy in a beard.
He said I shouldn’t have to worry too much, because i”m not “famous”. BITCH, I am the Hormonal Sass Queen. You just can’t tell, because the people in my kingdom sleep a lot.
You may have 4000 fan girls that want your nuts.
But I have 185 spoonies who like my rants and spoonie problems.
Now I’m at like 350+ woot!